I've got some bad news. Frederick Glueck, inventor of autocorrect, was killed today in an auto accident when his car was run off the road. It was upside-down when police found it. They would have found him sooner, but instead of calling for assistance, he tried to text some friends to contact emergency services, and they didn't understand why he kept texting "HELLO!" "HELLO!" "PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WON'T SOMEONE HELLO ME!!!"