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June 26, 2020

True story. I got an unprompted phone call from my doctor today. My doctor is a really good guy.

Me: Hello

Doctor: Chief, what's happening. If your knees are half as bad as you say they are, I'd hate to see your wife's backside.

Me: Excuse me?

Doctor: Your knees.

Me: What knees? What are you talking about?

Doctor: My nurse handed me a message slip that said you had severe rugburns on both knees.

Me: I have no idea what the hell you are talking about. I don't have rugburns on my knees.

Doctor: Hang on a minute .

I then over hear the doctor chewing out his nurse "The Chief doesn't have any rugburns." I hear the nurse reply, "I just got off the phone with him and he said he had severe rugburns on both his knees and you were to call him immediately."

Doctor: Chief, my nurse says you just called and said you had severe rugburns on both your knees and I needed to call you back right away.

Me: I never called your office.

Long pause

We both then started laughing so ...

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