Writing Prompt - Insult
"A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me."
"Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist."
~Gilbert K. Chesterton
"The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization."
NOTE: Sounds like Freud would have loved Twitter! (Freudian Slap?)
(Prompt compliments of thinkwritten.com)