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Oh, good morning, new favorite pink mug. I went into Hobby Lobby and there you were, unobtrusively sitting on a shelf, patiently waiting for someone to notice you and take you home. What happened to your predecessors? You might regret asking. My last favorite pink mug was a victim of my clumsiness - I was aiming for the sink basin and missed. That moment broke my heart as much as the mug. The one before that? It was given to a friend who loved it and couldn't buy one of her own because Target was out of that kind. Why should I have two adorable pink mugs when my friend had none? Well, because it's nice to have a back up, that's why. Lesson learned. Eat your heart out, Bernie Sanders.

But back to you. I will always pick you up with both hands and give you a little cuddle before each sip. I don't mind that you can't be microwaved and have to be hand washed. You're worth cold coffee and a little extra work. I'm just happy to exist in the same universe as you.

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Hello new followers, I hope I don’t disappoint you. I want this place to feel like home, where we can escape the Thunderdome and process the world. Where we can post dog pics and recipes and book recommendations. Where we support each other as we get sober, lose weight, embark on new business opportunities, creative endeavors, relationships and travels. I want this to be your oasis of sanity and laughter in an increasingly mad world. A creative outlet where you can share your spirit with us.

We might not have any control over the news cycle—but we can control our habits and attitude. It all starts with us. And hopefully a little piece of that will start here.

One day something good came out of Twitter.....

"On 11/14/20... I shared my story about my dad’s last bottle of bourbon that he opened before cancer took him in ‘92 when I was 10 yr old. The bottle was Maker’s Mark. I am extremely humbled to receive this letter in the mail today from Rob Samuels. Extremely humbled."

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Hi everyone! Hope you are all having a happy and healthy holiday. ... I'm not sure of the rules here, so I'm gonna go the "beg for forgiveness" route for this shameless plug...
Last year, I started an apparel brand called My Boyfriend is a Plumber with graphic t-shirt designs that are smart and sexy (just like plumbers!) The shirts are soft and fitted to help plumbers good and feel great.
If you are a PLUMBER or a PLUMBER LOVER, please check out my online store! Our apparel is affordable, practical, and heartwarming (aka, the perfect holiday gift!🎁🎄) Let me know if you have any questions!🙏🥰

https://myboyfriendisaplumber.com/

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