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Bridget@bridgetphetasy
February 23, 2021
I finally joined Spotify.

I think more than anything, music is what drives me in life -- and when I'm not listening to enough of it all of my work suffers. In an effort to write this fucking book, inspired by the Dawn Patrol crew here on Phetasy, I made my own "Dawn Patrol" playlist for my new 5am wake-up call that runs about two hours for the duration of my writing. I hope it motivates some of you too and it's a constant work in progress.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5NyNDyX05Qv69xlIalsuhX?si=wzvmN5xwRPiydhzCqRfqjA

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Hello new followers, I hope I don’t disappoint you. I want this place to feel like home, where we can escape the Thunderdome and process the world. Where we can post dog pics and recipes and book recommendations. Where we support each other as we get sober, lose weight, embark on new business opportunities, creative endeavors, relationships and travels. I want this to be your oasis of sanity and laughter in an increasingly mad world. A creative outlet where you can share your spirit with us.

We might not have any control over the news cycle—but we can control our habits and attitude. It all starts with us. And hopefully a little piece of that will start here.

Dr.Seuss is racist, Babar is racist, math is racist, Aunt Jemima is racist, Amazon likes Hitler? You’re a racist, the sky is racist, the faucet is leaking which I know is just veiled antisemitism, I ran out of milk this morning - so milk just assumes because I’m a woman I can just run to the grocery store on a whim? I used the word woman to describe myself and now I’m a transphobe.

I do not like the ultra woke
They do not laugh at any joke
I would not could not understand
Their brand of justice
Sam (or Samantha you sexist jerk) I am

Dr Seuss helped my little guy find the joy in reading. His favorites were The Starbellied Sneetches. He’s laugh and recite the poem with me.

He grasped at a young age, with the help of Dr Seuss, that outward appearance meant absolutely nothing.

I don’t know when this madness will stop. I’m hoping it will be soon.

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