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January 18 - New Year's Resolutions
My husband always says, “More systems, less goals.”
January 18, 2023
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Have you ever made a New Year’s Resolution that you kept?

This is an appropriate prompt as we approach January 19, also known as “quitter’s day” dubbed so by fitness app Strava after analyzing data from 98.3 million uploaded exercise activities. It’s pretty well researched that most people give up on their resolutions by the second week of February if not much earlier. I, for one, am glad we have nanny state fitness apps letting us know we’re failures now, too, instead of just our reflection in the mirror.

In my drinking days, my resolutions were always “quit drinking,” “quit smoking” and “quit men.” It was the same for several years and I always failed about a week (two days) into the new year, which reaffirmed my deeply held belief about myself — that I’m a loser. Always motivated but never able to get my shit together.

 
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Late Night Check In

I've been crazy busy and just want to check in with the Pham

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February 07, 2023
Factory Settings: MONEY!

This week on #FactorySettings @justjeren and I talk about the elephant in the room. MONEY! We talk about when we first became aware of it, how it affected our parents' divorces, how much we spent on our addiction, being dependent, financial insecurity and so much more!
https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/p/factory-settings-17#details

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Walk-Ins Welcome w/Thomas de Zengotita

I continue my series with Thomas de Zengotita as we go through his book Mediated chapter by chapter. This week the topic is identity politics and we cover a lot of ground. #WalkInsWelcome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkZfX5TWiww

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February 09, 2022
Unedited Check-In 167

Maybe we should just focus on TV show reviews.

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December 07, 2021
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Grandpa's letter home after the bombing of Pearl Harbor.

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September 01, 2021
Unedited Check-In 144

Maggie is back! Also: The "No Complaining" challenge.

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Hello new followers, I hope I don’t disappoint you. I want this place to feel like home, where we can escape the Thunderdome and process the world. Where we can post dog pics and recipes and book recommendations. Where we support each other as we get sober, lose weight, embark on new business opportunities, creative endeavors, relationships and travels. I want this to be your oasis of sanity and laughter in an increasingly mad world. A creative outlet where you can share your spirit with us.

We might not have any control over the news cycle—but we can control our habits and attitude. It all starts with us. And hopefully a little piece of that will start here.

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Good Morning! ☀️

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Dumpster Diving Material

Pham, it's been a big week for news but I need some weird Dumpster Diving stories because we can't have our final Dumpster Fire in the undisclosed location with no Pheral Phetasy. That would sacrilege.

March 30 - Idyllic
What does your ideal community look like?

What does your ideal community look like? How is it organized, and how is community life structured? What values does the community share?

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March 29 - Competetion
At some point, I saw red—and I completely snapped. I lost my mind.

What activity, task, or game most brings out your competitive streak?

This writing prompt immediately brings to mind one summer in the late 1980s when I nearly murdered my cousin.

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March 28 - Look Outside
Always leave a place better than you found it.

Go to the nearest window. Look out for a full minute. Write about what you saw.

Hummingbirds play. Squirrels and birds and bees go about their business. Hope comes outside to investigate and disrupts the squirrel eating a fallen orange from the orange tree. All the critters scramble and Hope meanders back inside after doing her business in the yard and sniffing around.

The orange tree is blossoming and also bearing fruit. The kumquat tree is exploding with tasty sweet tart citrus bursts from all the rain. More coming tomorrow. You can feel it in the air. The hummingbirds reappear.

The grass is green, I’m glad I made the effort and put in the investment to grow it. Always leave a place better than you found it. I’m burning this view into my brain, viewing it differently, the way you view something when you know it will soon be a memory.

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