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Nancy Pelosi is vile. She’s not even a good liar.
https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1320380509696950272?s=21

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Phetasy Book Club in effect!
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(Mostly) Unedited Version is here!
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Baseball & the Bozos
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Unedited version of this week's #DumpsterFire is gonna be better than the edited imho. Well worth your five bucks just to hear my story of how I died of embarrassment at a dinner party.

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Dumpster Fire 37 in the can

This one was particularly bonkos.

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About to shoot and it’s already...

...a #DumpsterFire

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Babylon Bee BNN Week In Review

I'm back! And I'm drunk. #BabylonBee

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DailyCHUB

“The price of self-destiny is never cheap and in certain situations, unthinkable. But to achieve the marvelous, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.”

-Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume

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Hello new followers

TODAY (FRIDAY) We have 12 pm PT zoom workout for the ladies and then #DropInsWelcome at 3pm PT. See some of you later!

https://phetasy.com/upost/187370/drop-ins-welcome-zoom-call-tomorrow-3pm-pt

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My therapist sent me this.
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The thing I appreciate the most about this community is the ability to laugh at what a fucking farce this all is. Thank you, Pham.

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Live chatted 10/22/2020
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Live-chatting the shitshow.
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I feel like throwing all my electronics into the ocean. Is this is what burnout feels like?

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Walk-Ins Welcome w/Doug Schoen

I had an eye-opening conversation with Doug Schoen about our failure to pay attention to the larger threats of Russian and Chinese influence in the world and how helpless individuals can feel in the face of such large-scale problems. #WalkInsWelcome
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/doug-schoen-discusses-looming-threat-china-russia-axis/id1437447846?i=1000495654060

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Drop-Ins Welcome Zoom Call Tomorrow @ 3pm PT
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We have trucker caps!!!!

I promised new merch for ages. I am making good on that at last.

https://phetasy.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/phetasy-trucker-cap

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Daily CHUB (Church of the Unmade Bed)
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Kindling for the Dumpster Fire

I have no idea what’s going on in the world so I’ll need your help. Please post any #DumpsterFire worthy material in the comments! Who was canceled this week? Who earned the BDE? I’m sure I’ll have some material after tonight’s shit show 😬😒 How did capitalism win? Did anyone sprain your eyes? Is China going to invade Taiwan?

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I’m going through a transcribed version of my Story Hour: The Accidental Pundit podcast and just read something I said that made me want to vote for Trump. I’m not sure how I feel about that.

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The failure of Quibi was inevitable and only proves my point. People are paying independent creators who aren't going along with "the approved message." That's what none of these morons get. Also--commies want everything for free. If you are enjoying the content of an independent creator, pay them. It's the only way we get to keep doing what we're doing. Cuz Comedy Central ain't hiring any of us.

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New Merch Alert!!!

We added some hoodies, neck gaiters and a Cancelled mug.

https://phetasy.myshopify.com/products/cancelled-neck-gaiter-1

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I'm ashamed to inform everyone--I'm trolling my neighbors on Nextdoor.

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Fun YouTube shoot today!
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Live chatted 10/20/2020
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Series Live Chat
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Thank you @atommiller and your daughter!!! I am obsessed with these!

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Mailing List

Hey Pham,

I'm starting a weekly newsletter in the event I get memory holed. If you could please sign up for it, that would be great! #Newsletter

https://mailchi.mp/18d7746a026f/bridgetphetasy

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Sarah Connor Workouts
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I've come full circle from not caring about politics most of my life to paying attention for five years to not caring again.

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One foot in front of the other.

Starting to feel better and better. Made some butternut squash carrot ginger soup from scratch. It’s delicious. Also an Italian sausage, pepper, onion and mushroom frittata. Listened to Sam Harris interview Leo Babauta about the wisdom of uncertainty. Feel grateful and humbled and the black dog has moved on.

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Thank you, ladies.

To the women who show up for our #SarahConnor zoom workouts--thank you. You have no idea how much it helps me. You hold me accountable and smile and laugh and it makes my day, even if you come for 10 minutes. Showing up today and sweating with my sisters and pushing myself when all I wanted to do was draw the blinds and watch The Boys helped chase the black dog off the doorstep.

To be fair The Boys is amazing--but I can indulge in that later as a reward after I've accomplished some stuff.

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Sober October - Day 19 - The Black Dog

Yesterday I celebrated seven years of sobriety. It was a perfect day. I took two naps. Worked on Dumpster Fire with Maggie and Sam. Ate sushi and watched the Dodgers game 7 while live-chatting with the phetasy.com community. Friends reached out to congratulate me and catch up. I marveled at how calm and stable my life is currently. After decades of chaos, the fact that my life looks supremely boring and normal is undoubtedly the biggest miracle of sobriety. And there have been many.

But the day after an anniversary is always weird. It’s appropriate that it falls on a Monday this year because it feels like a Monday no matter what day it falls on. Yesterday I woke up filled with gratitude, humbled by how much I have in my life and feeling a sense of connection to the people in my life, God and the community we are building here. Joy. Optimism. Hope.

Today, the black dog scratches at the door. Depression sniffs around, looking for a place to get comfy. Nothing happened that I could pin point. It’s ...

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Dumpster Fire 36

Is Trump pivoting to TikTok stardom? Is Kamala Harris a total psycho? Will YouTube censor us? Will I be assassinated by a Chinese billionaire? Find out the answers to this and so much more on #DumpsterFire 36: "Sexy Frog in Boiling Water."

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Phetasy Community Schedule

#SarahConnor workouts for the ladies
Monday - noon PT
Tuesday - 6am PT
Wednesday - noon PT
Thursday - 6am PT
Friday - noon PT

#DropInsWelcome Zoom meetup (I’ll post the link as we get closer)

Friday the 23rd @ 3:00 pm PT

See you around, Pham! Love you!

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WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME YESSSSS

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Live chatted 10/19/2020
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Yesssssss Dodgers just tied it up!

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Oh my Dog.
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What’s the Venn diagram of people who dress up their dogs for Halloween and people who don’t have kids?

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Crazy. Humbled. Grateful.
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(Mostly) Unedited Dumpster Fire is up!

For subscribers of course—no freeloading commies get the full hour.

https://phetasy.com/upost/180248/dumpster-fire-36-mostly-unedited-version

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Watching everyone in my neighborhood on Nextdoor become a Repulican in the past 6 months has been a trip.

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New Cookbook Alert!

I’ve been craving Sri Lankan food. So excited about these two. My aunt gave me Falastin because she said, “I’ll never make anything out of this.” But it looks amazing! Palestinian food.

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My shirt was very popular.
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Beverly Hills MAGA Rally
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At the Trump rally and
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Dumpster Fire 36 in the can!

We did it, Pham. #DumpsterFire

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Love Sam’s photos
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Saturday Rumi
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Just an average convo between me and my therapist. Good luck figuring out who is who.

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Today's Phetasy Pham Events!
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Punk Roast Keepin' Me Going Strong

Up late working on Dumpster Fire holy shit there is so much on the board and Friday hasn't even happened yet. I'm terrified. Punk Roast coffee is saving me right now. Support independent labels like Snubbed Records by buying their coffee. And support little independent shows like mine by supporting our sponsors. It's the circle of life!

Get $2 off a bag using the code: BRIDGET

Thanks, rascals!

https://www.snubbedrecords.com/

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SPOILER WARNING: THE OUTPOST
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Question for Sober October Peeps

What are your biggest struggles? How are you doing halfway through? How can I help?

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Got my nails done today. 💅🏼
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I'm not watching either Town Hall which is very on brand for me I suppose.

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If you're someone who follows me but doesn't subscribe or you know someone who might like it here and will be a good addition (aka NOT A DICK) I'm offering a month free in light of Twitter being down. Use this direct link or enter the code: FREEMARKETS.

https://phetasy.com/support/promo/FREEMARKETS

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The media purge and behavior right now is almost making me want to vote for Trump because the idea of the Democrats flipping the Senate and winning the presidency AND having total control of the media/entertainment/academia is fucking terrifying to me.

Almost. I'm not there yet. But I haven't mailed-in my ballot yet, either.

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Instagram is garbage

The celebrity #nakedballots campaign is all over that site not to mention naked chicks everywhere and I get flagged.

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Drop-Ins Welcome Lunch Friday @ 1:30 PT
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Change of Drop-Ins Welcome Time
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Memes are life.

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Dumpster Fire Submissions

Pham. I’m off Twitter for the rest of this election cycle. Fuck them. They don’t get my attention. But I’m going to need you to be my eyes and ears for good stories for #DumpsterFire Think of the categories. Think light and fun. I’ve reached a Zen point in this news cycle where IDGAF and if Dumpster Fire becomes baking videos and yoga classes — so be it.

Please post in the comments!

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Perfect

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Walk-Ins Welcome w/ Karol Markowicz

Had my friend Karol Markowicz on #WalkInsWelcome and talked the pandemic, why large portions of immigrant communities love Trump, looking back and seeing our own blindspots going into 2016, and the best and worst case scenarios for how the 2020 election might go.
https://ricochet.com/podcast/walk-ins-welcome-bridget-phetasy/karol-markowicz-thinks-todays-political-climate-is-more-like-1950s-russia-than-1930s-germany/

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I’m dressing up like a BLM protestor. Problem solved. (H/T @DaveRubin)

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Beyond. Parody.
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If I’ve learned anything from these hearings it’s that you can be a complete moron and become a senator.

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Hope has also been on a diet

We are both 3 lbs away from our goal weight.

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I think about this editor’s note at least once a week
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Hope seems depressed

lol she’s so dramatic

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PODCAST QUESTION

PHAM—some of you are in this industry—what are the best podcast hosting platforms that are IAB compliant?

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Questions for Corey DeAngelis?
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I described phetasy.com today as an rapidly growing online encampment of the politically homeless.

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Sarah Connor Workout Today!
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I don’t know if I’ve posted this here before but this is my favorite modern poet and one of my favorite poems ever. #DavidWhyte

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Sarah Connor Workouts
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My Naked Ballot Audition Tape is up
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Short Story: The Machine Stops
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I love you, Pham.

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Dumpster Fire 35 (Mostly) Unedited Version
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Sober October - Day 10 - Double Digits & Dance

We made it 10 days! Congratulations. Double digits here we come. How do you feel? How is your commitment to your tiny habit going? Are you being kind to yourself?

Most importantly—are you having fun?

My entire personality was so tied up with drinking and smoking weed I had no idea how to do anything without either one of those substances. When I quit drinking, I was convinced I’d never write again, dance again, be able to endure small talk again or laugh again. And although I’ve never recovered my ability to endure small talk, I do all the other things with even more regularity and it comes from such a pure place in my heart. When I quit smoking weed—I resigned myself to the fact that I just wasn’t that funny. Although I might not be as funny as I thought when I was high, I have commit myself to doing the fucking work and learning how to actually craft a joke. Shocking, I know.

Turns out, booze and weed were hindering my clarity and ability. It’s not a coincidence that after ...

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Phetasy Community Schedule October 12-16

We have a lot of community events happening all the time in here. This week the #Schedule is the same as usual-- workouts daily for the ladies and a Friday Zoom meet up.

Ladies #SarahConnor Workouts

Monday - 1 pm PT (sorry I have a meeting at noon)
Tuesday - 6am PT
Wednesday - noon PT
Thursday - 6am PT
Friday - noon PT

#DropInsWelcome Zoom
Friday the 16th @ 3 pm PT bring your mocktails!
I'll post the link later in the week-- if you've come before it's the same link.

See you, Pham!

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Shooting some NSFW satire for DumpsterFire
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