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    THEM Monthly Returns with The Creeper!!!

    • Published Today
    We're baaaaack.  This Friday Funny we want the world to meet THE CREEPER, quite possibly the most genius prank pulled down at Comic Con.  The Creeper never gets old.  He's out there, on a global creep now.  Watch your six.


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    "FRESH MEAT" Friday

    • Published 07.16.10
    Inter-world, meet Miss Kris.  She's our newest contributor but she's the most adorable one of us all... In order to provide some wide-eyed wonder in contrast to the jaded perspective of Hollywood some of us have here at Phetasy, I imported some Fresh Meat.  I'm excited to be a part of her journey.  From the sounds of it, she's already come a long way.

    Have a great Friday!  Be safe, go see Inception and don't drink and drive.
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    TGI Mother Effin' Eff.

    • Published 07.09.10
    Get your Friday Funny here first, Folks!  Our boys, The Sally Boys are up to their usual antics.  Check out their latest B-porn starring Julia Roberts! 
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    Whoroscopes Are Back!

    • Published 07.08.10
    The long-awaited, controversial, no-holds-barred Whoroscopes are back!  We'll be posting Monthly Whoroscopes for all you little sluts out there and now, due to technology I'm not very good at wielding, we can post a Whoroscope for you every day...right here in a magical place called the Twitterverse.
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    The Director of Cool is BACK!

    • Published 06.29.10
    Thank God.  Phetasy isn't complete without him.  He is an oasis of cool in our desert of dorkiness.  ALL of Phetasy's "street-cred" comes from our contributors in Williamsburg because as we all know, Williamsburg is THAT fucking cool.  This week our Director brings us a review of a band straight out of Little Rhody, Deer Tick.  Welcome home, DOC.
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    WHOROSCOPES: JULY 2010

    GENERAL
    If you are woman, this month you will regress to your 3rd House of Men Who Don’t Deserve You.  And you will justify it by the fact that all your friends are doing it.  Get your heads out of your asses and get some self-esteem!!!  How many times do you have to learn this lesson, ladies?  NEVER give a man more than a 2nd chance.  Ever. Unless they met you in the last 20 minutes, consider yourself the one that got away.  If you are a man, you will spend the month chasing pussy.

    Miracle On Wilshire Boulevard: III

    DAY 3 – WEDNESDAY

    So let’s just recap:  Here I am.  No money.  No work.  No shampoo.  No food.  No credit.  NO CAR.  No dignity.  No hope.  Basically, I have nothing but a roof over my head & my health (both which I am extremely grateful for—especially since I also have no health insurance).  The all-consuming sense of desperation settles in, waiting to strike when I’m weak.

    And sure enough, just at my weakest, brokest moment, something arrives on the wings of hope: an offer for my show.  A 100%-real, with-a-contract-and-everything, completely legitimate offer.

    A Proverb for Haters


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